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Sex und Liebesblog (Artikel mit Tag wunsch) http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/ Sex und Liebesblog de Serendipity 1.5.5 - http://www.s9y.org/ Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:33:04 GMT http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/templates/bulletproof/img/s9y_banner_small.png RSS: Sex und Liebesblog - Sex und Liebesblog http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/ 100 21 Für Männer um nicht einkaufen zu gehen http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/45-Fuer-Maenner-um-nicht-einkaufen-zu-gehen.html Witziges http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/45-Fuer-Maenner-um-nicht-einkaufen-zu-gehen.html#comments http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/wfwcomment.php?cid=45 0 http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=45 nospam@example.com (Loverman) kleine Tipps um nicht mit einkaufen gehen zu müssen Deshalb sollten Frauen ihre Männer nicht gegen deren Willen zum Einkaufen mitnehmen: Nachdem Herr und Frau Ressel pensioniert waren, bestand Frau Ressel auf die Begleitung ihres Mannes bei ihren Einkaufsbummeln bei Karstadt. Unglücklicherweise war Herr Ressel wie die meisten Männer: er fand Einkaufen langweilig. Ebenso unglücklicherweise war Frau Ressel wie die meisten Frauen und liebte es endlos zu stöbern. Jedoch - eines Tages bekam sie folgenden Brief von der Karstadt-Verwaltung: Sehr geehrte Frau Ressel, in den letzten 6 Monaten sorgte Ihr Mann leider für einigen Aufruhr in unserem Warenhaus. Wir können dies nicht länger tolerieren und sehen uns gezwungen, Ihnen beiden künftig Hausverbot zu erteilen. Die soweit rekonstruierbaren Vorfälle haben wir nachstehend aufgelistet. Sie sind durch Aufzeichnungen von Überwachungskameras und die Aussagen unseres Personals belegt: 1. 15. Juni: Nimmt 24 Schachtel Kondome aus dem Regal und verteilt sie wahllos auf die Einkaufswägen anderer Kunden. 2. 2. Juli: Stellt die Alarme aller Wecker in der Uhrenabteilung so ein, dass es alle 5 Minuten klingelt. 3. 7. Juli: Legt eine Tomatensaftspur bis zur Damentoilette 4. 19. Juli: Verstellt ein "Vorsicht - frisch gewischt!" - Schild in eine mit Teppich ausgelegte Abteilung. 5. 4. August: Baut ein Zelt in der Campingabteilung auf und lädt andere Kunden ein, wenn sie Kissen und Decken aus der Bettenabteilung holen. 6. 15. September: Als ihn ein Angestellter fragt, ob er ihm behilflich sein könne, beginnt er zu weinen und schluchzt: "Könnt ihr Leute mich denn nicht einfach in Frieden lassen!?" 7. 23 September: Starrt in eine Überwachungskamera und benutzt sie als Spiegel zum Nasebohren. 8. 4. Oktober: Hantiert in der Sportabteilung mit einem Wettkampf-Bogen und fragt den Angestellten, ob man im Haus Antidepressiva bekommt. 9. 10. November: Schleicht durch die Abteilungen und summt dabei laut das "Mission-Impossible"- Thema. 10. 3. Dezember: Versteckt sich in einem Kleiderständer und ruft, wenn eine Kundin in die Nähe kommt "Nimm mich! Nimm mich!" 11. 6 Dezember: Wirft sich bei jeder Lautsprecherdurchsage auf den Boden, nimmt eine fötale Lage ein und ruft "OH NEIN! NICHT WIEDER DIESE STIMMEN!" Und- nicht zuletzt: 12. 18. Dezember: Begibt sich in eine Umkleidekabine, wartet eine Weile und ruft dann laut: "Hey! Hier ist das Klopapier alle" Hochachtungsvoll, Warenhausverwaltung Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:29:27 +0200 http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/45-guid.html frauenwunsch männerwunsch witzig wunsch Mittel gegen Impotenz recommendations , which it -- the latest research in http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/28-Mittel-gegen-Impotenz-recommendations-,-which-it-the-latest-research-in.html http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/28-Mittel-gegen-Impotenz-recommendations-,-which-it-the-latest-research-in.html#comments http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/wfwcomment.php?cid=28 1 http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=28 nospam@example.com (Loverman) <blockquote>Meinung von unserem Kunden: Jetzt, wo ich Viagra ausprobiert habe, würde ich es immer wieder kaufen, auch wenn ich das Dreifache dafür bezahlen müsste. Ich bedaure all die unglücklichen Männer, die in ihrem Leben nie die Gelegenheit hatten, Viagra auszuprobieren. Und ein bisschen bedaure ich mich selbst: Warum habe ich nicht schon vor Jahren den Mut gehabt, es zu probieren? Ich glaube, ich habe bis jetzt Glück gehabt (Ich klopfe auf Holz.), denn ich hatte bis jetzt noch nie Nebenwirkungen durch Viagra - außer einer brettharten Latte, und das für Stunden. Versuchen Sie unser Produkt und Sie werden fühlen was unsere Kunden bestätigen Preise die keine Konkurrenz kennen - Kein langes Warten - Auslieferung innerhalb von 2-3 Tagen - Kein peinlicher Arztbesuch erforderlich - Kostenlose, ärztliche Telefon-Beratung - Bequem und diskret online bestellen. - Diskrete Verpackung und Zahlung - Visa verifizierter Onlineshop - keine versteckte Kosten Originalmedikamente Cialis 10 Pack. 27,00 Euro Viagra 10 Pack. 21,00 Euro</blockquote> auch ganz nett <center> <a href="http://www.penisturbo.com/?WMID=65165&WMEC=5&PID=1&pop=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.sexmoney.com/webmaster/banner/penisturbo/468x60_12_de_35121_de.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a> </center> Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:09:30 +0200 http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/28-guid.html arztbesuch frauentraum männerwunsch onlineshop penis preis viagra wunsch Attraktive Frauen haben für Männer viele Gesichter http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/17-Attraktive-Frauen-haben-fuer-Maenner-viele-Gesichter.html http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/17-Attraktive-Frauen-haben-fuer-Maenner-viele-Gesichter.html#comments http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/wfwcomment.php?cid=17 0 http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=17 nospam@example.com (Loverman) Mal wieder was geiles gefunden, ich darf zitieren -> <blockquote>Dautphetal/München (dpa/tmn) - Die einen stehen auf ihren Schmollmund und ihre glänzenden braunen Augen. Andere können sich für ihre weiblichen Formen, ihr reizendes Lächeln und ihre Treue und Zuverlässigkeit begeistern. Warum Männer auf den einen Typ Frau reagieren, den anderen jedoch ignorieren, lässt sich nur schwer erklären. Attraktivität folgt keinen Regeln. Äußerlichkeiten spielen für die meisten Männer bei der Suche nach einer Frau eine wichtige Rolle, dominieren die Partnerwahl aber nicht völlig. «Männer haben in ihrem Kopf zwei Wahrnehmungen - attraktiv und unattraktiv», erläutert Paartherapeut Matthias Hipler aus Dautphetal in Hessen. «Wenn die Frau nicht in diesem ersten Korb landet, also attraktiv ist, hat der Mann kein weiteres Interesse an ihr.» Doch die äußeren Werte, auf die Männer ansprechen, sind sehr unterschiedlich. Stupsnase, Augenbrauen, Haarfarbe, Bewegungen und vieles mehr nimmt der Mann wahr, «auch wenn er sich dessen gar nicht so bewusst ist». Den Vorgaben der Medien müsse keine Frau folgen - schließlich hätten Männer unterschiedliche Geschmäcker, die sich nicht an Fernsehmustern festmachen ließen, sagt Isabelle Überall, Diplom-Psychologin in München. Sie rät Frauen, zuerst einmal ihre eigene Schönheit und Attraktivität zu entdecken. Denn Attraktivität habe sehr viel mit Selbstwert zu tun. Frauen, die attraktiv sein möchten, sollten zuerst an sich selbst arbeiten. «Attraktivität macht sich nicht nur an äußeren Merkmalen fest.» Vielmehr ergebe sie sich aus der Kombination von Persönlichkeit und Aussehen. Um das äußere Erscheinungsbild anziehend zu gestalten, ist die Körperpflege das A und O: «Wenn ich meinen Körper nicht pflege, liebe ich ihn auch nicht», sagt die Psychologin. Schöne, glänzende Haare, gepflegte Haut, ein angenehmer Geruch, der Kleidungsstil und ab und zu vielleicht auch Lippenstift: Um attraktiv zu wirken, müssen Frauen nicht gleich ausgebildete Kosmetikerinnen sein. «Aber Männer achten auf Details wie die Fingernägel oder die Zähne.» Frauen sollten sich dennoch nicht in ein bestimmtes Schema zwängen, also den sportlichen, ungeschminkten Typ mimen, wenn sie Sport verabscheuen und Lidschatten lieben. «Das ist auf Dauer nicht zu halten und führt zu Missverständnissen», sagt Überall. Ronald Henss aus Saarbrücken beschäftigt sich seit mehr als 20 Jahren mit der Thematik, was Menschen aneinander anziehend finden. «Für Männer sind die Proportionen der Frau wichtig, also Körperfülle und die Verteilung der Fett- und Muskelmasse.» Aber auch hier gebe es keine allgemeingültigen Vorgaben. «Breite Hüften, Rundungen und Busen sind wichtig», meint Henss. «Attraktivität ist eine Mischung von verschiedenen Quellen: Das Gesicht spielt in der Regel die wichtigste Rolle, solange die Figur nicht extrem ist.» Neben dem Äußeren reagieren Männer auch auf das Auftreten einer Frau. «Man kann nicht sagen, Männer finden kindliche oder dominante Frauen attraktiv», sagt der Psychologe. Jeder bevorzuge etwas anderes. So sei das Kleine-Mädchen-Schema nur eines von vielen, das auf einen bestimmten Männertyp anziehend wirkt. Grundsätzlich gelte sowohl für das Aussehen also auch das Auftreten: «Überall gibt es Nischen» und einen Mann, dem diese Nische gefällt. Frauen, die etwas aus ihrem Aussehen machen wollen, sich aber schwer tun, sollten sich bei einer Freundin Hilfe suchen. Bei der Wahl der richtigen Kleidung hilft Isabelle Überall zufolge ein Typberater. «Welche Farbe mir steht, weiß der Farbberater.» «Die Herausforderung einer Frau besteht darin, ein gewisses Maß an Spannung beim Mann hervorzurufen», sagt Hipler. Wer oft sportlich gekleidet ist, aber auch mal das beliebte kurze Schwarze und die hohen Schuhe aus dem Schrank hervorkramt und den Partner überrascht, habe schon gewonnen. «Frauen sollten den Mut haben, das Vertraute auch mal zu verlassen und Neues auszuprobieren.» Da Attraktivität auch nach vielen Jahren in einer Beziehung die Partnerschaft beeinflusst, müssten beide Seiten etwas zur Spannung beitragen. «Es besteht sonst die Gefahr nach 20 Jahren, dass man den anderen sieht wie ein wohlvertrautes Möbelstück.»</blockquote> So kann es kommen, man arbeitet jeden Tag dran! Leute lasst den Kopf nicht hängen! 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