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Gute-Nacht-Kusses, fühlte er sich ein wenig geil. Locker lehnte
er sich mit der Hand an der Wand vor der Haustür und
sagte zu ihr:"Liebling, würdest Du mir einen blasen?"
Sie entsetzt: "Bist Du verrückt, meine Eltern würden uns sehn!"
Er: "Hab Dich nicht so, wer sieht uns schon um diese Uhrzeit!?"
Sie: "Nein, bitte, kannst Du Dir vorstellen, was passiert, wenn wir erwischt werden?"
Er:"Oh bitte, ich liebe Dich doch so sehr.
Sie:"Nein und nochmals nein, ich liebe
Dich auch, aber ich kann es einfach nicht!
Er: " Freilich kannst Du, bitte!!!
Plötzlich ging das Licht im Treppenhaus an, die jüngere Schwester des Mädchens erschien
und sagte verschlafen: "Papa sagt, mach hin und blas ihm einen.
Wenn nicht kann auch Mama runterkommen und es machen, oder ich.
Wenns sein muss, sagt Papa, kommt er selber runter und macht es. Aber um Gottes Willen, sag dem Arschloch er soll seine Hand von der Klingel und der Sprechanlage nehmen!"
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Witzigeshttp://www.blog.lovehotline.de/archives/184-Witz-des-Tages.html#commentshttp://www.blog.lovehotline.de/wfwcomment.php?cid=1840http://www.blog.lovehotline.de/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=184nospam@example.com (Loverman)
Mann:
Liebling, reib dich doch bitte mindestens einmal am Tag zwischen den titten mit Klopapier ...
Frau: Hä?
Mann: ja, damit sie grösser werden!
Frau: Hä?
Mann: bei deinem Arsch hats auch funktioniert!!!
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