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Zuckersuess und Blond
Meister Ki vom Südweiler wanderte zwischen den Hügeln von Schang. Da sah er
einen Baum, der war größer als alle andern. Tausend Viergespanne hätten in
seinem Schatten Platz finden können.
Der Meister Ki sprach: "Was für ein Baum ist das! Der hat gewiß ganz
besonderes Holz."
Er blickte nach oben, da bemerkte er, daß seine Zweige krumm und knorrig
waren, so daß sich keine Balken daraus machen ließen. Er blickte nach unten
und bemerkte, daß seine großen Wurzeln nach allen Seiten auseinandergingen,
so daß sich keine Särge daraus machen ließen. Leckte man an einem seiner
Blätter, so bekam man einen scharfen, beißenden Geschmack in den Mund; roch
man daran, so wurde man von dem starken Geruch drei Tage lang wie betäubt.
Meister Ki sprach: "Das ist wirklich ein Baum, aus dem sich nichts machen
läßt. Dadurch hat er seine Größe erreicht. "